• one direction: hey, let's make a new video
  • vevo: NOT AGAIN
  • justin: can I sing with you?
  • vevo: NO, PLEASE DON'T
  • cher: yeah and I could rap
  • vevo: NO, SHIT
  • little mix: we can dance
  • vevo: NO
  • miley: I can twerk
  • vevo: THE SYSTEM WILL COLLAPSE!
  • ed: if you guys want, I can write the song
  • everyone: sounds good
  • vevo: we're fucked


x

(Source: quitespecial)


mydearcucumberbatch:

Oh my god

(Source: a-fire-burns-slowly-in-the-dark)


liteskint:

my heart

(Source: calithepug)

witness-protection-with-wings:

witness-protection-with-wings:

so when i was 8 i was in an episode of iCarly and even though i’m 16 now and i have a pixie cut my friends still tell everyone that i was in iCarly.

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i pushed another child off a bench and stole her sandwich this is my legacy

(Source: witnessprotectionwithwings)

godmuva:

acidwrapper:

godmuva:

You ever ate something so good that like hours after you finish it you lowkey start to miss it

:/

is that why i miss her so much?

Im talking about a good ass sandwich and yall over here taking about pussy. I’ll see yall in church.

snopchat:

mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin

(Source: flapped)


jasmine-blu:

my life goals

(Source: lolzsapphire)