- one direction: hey, let's make a new video
- vevo: NOT AGAIN
- justin: can I sing with you?
- vevo: NO, PLEASE DON'T
- cher: yeah and I could rap
- vevo: NO, SHIT
- little mix: we can dance
- vevo: NO
- miley: I can twerk
- vevo: THE SYSTEM WILL COLLAPSE!
- ed: if you guys want, I can write the song
- everyone: sounds good
- vevo: we're fucked
so when i was 8 i was in an episode of iCarly and even though i’m 16 now and i have a pixie cut my friends still tell everyone that i was in iCarly.
i pushed another child off a bench and stole her sandwich this is my legacy
You ever ate something so good that like hours after you finish it you lowkey start to miss it
is that why i miss her so much?
Im talking about a good ass sandwich and yall over here taking about pussy. I’ll see yall in church.