musicalflashinglights:

queerpunkhamlet:

overlypolitebisexual:

as a parent it is your god damn fucking job to look after your children stop treating your children like they are burdens

you signed up to have a child, the child did not sign up to have you as a parent

keep this in mind. do not expect your children to immediately give you back all the things you give them. they are children. love them. cherish them. treat them well.

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stand-by-me:

Someone let me know when they find my jaw on the ground

(Source: thegaysticky)


(Source: -neymarjr)

ugly:

when someone insults you and your friend backs you upimage

(Source: ugly)

shavingryansprivates:

"can i ask you something?"

"you just did"

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burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

(Source: katewinslet)

googlearths:

GOING TO CLICK ON A NEW TAB AND ACCIDENTALLY EXITING OUT OF THE ENTIRE WINDOW

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(Source: orlandobloomfistmeintheass)

foreveralone-lyguy:

When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something

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(Source: foreveralone-lyguy)

waitinforthebus:

tumblr pics make docs look swaggy as hell but i put mine on and it’s like hello monster feet let’s go hop-clopping around the neighborhood.